Masterton sure has some interesting people. Some things should remain in the bedroom. Or in the privacy of the home. Or just fuck it, any where you can grab a quickie. One batch of photos I won't be using! Hey you two, Mount Dick is a place, not an instruction!
So we finally get some nicer weather, and me and the missus decided to pop out to the lake for a break and some rest and recreation. Sitting there having lunch and a bunch of happy-clappy god botherers show up. I suggested to the cute one that while she's on her knees praying for my soul that she should polish my knob. Never seen their like run so fast though my lady wasn't to pleased with me.
Look, if I want your religion I'll come to you. Otherwise fuck off. Let me and mine enjoy our time.